St. Hilda's College is thrilled to inform you of a most momentous event that will be unfolding on 9th May 2009. On this night, and on this night only, the gates of paradise will be once again opened to mere humans.

Although this simply sounds unsurpassable, I must warn you about one roguish aspect of our personalities. By this I mean our weakness of giving into temptation. And furthermore I believe it my duty to warn you that temptation will be present in every crevice of paradise. You will be overwhelmed with enticement, as all your wildest dreams will manifest themselves in front of your very eyes.

Thus, will History repeat itself? Will we be thrown out of paradise just as Adam and Eve were? Will we be so weak as to give into our temptations?

It will undoubtedly transpire that way, as unfortunately a ball cannot last for eternity. You will certainly return back to the drudgery and monotony of your exasperating life back on Earth. But at least you will recall a time in which you disregarded reason for one night, and you smothered yourself in your own imagination.

I urge you to spend a night at the St. Hilda's College Ball 2009, and spend a night succumbing to desire.